[Verse 1]
I saw you on TV
Doing a bad imitation of Van Morrison
And I saw you on TV
Doing a bad imitation of a second rate songwriter from the Eighties named Morrissey
I never liked Morrissey

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And I don't like you

[Verse 2]
I saw you TV
Doing an imitation of an imitation of Jimi Hendrix
That's really pathetic
And I saw you on TV
Trying to figure out what Brian Jones would be like if he'd have lived til today
I can tell you myself
He'd be like Brian Wilson
I don't like Brian Wilson

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And I don't like you
I don't like you