[Verse 1]
Sometimes you're a starling
Sometimes you're a kite
You're a hyena from early to mid-afternoon
You're a stray dog at night

[Chorus 1]
It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen
How you will not act like a human being

[Verse 2]
When you put on your special coat
And you made your special lunge for my throat
Between you and me
It was, it was really exciting

[Chorus 2]
It's the most alarming thing I've ever seen
How you will not act like a human being
It's the most incredible thing I've ever seen
How you refuse to act like a human being

[Outro]
In the starlight
In the starlight
In the starlight
In the starlight
In the starlight
In the starlight
In the starlight
In the starlight