The Mountain Goats
Cubs in Five
[Verse 1]
They're going to find intelligent life up there on the moon
And "The Canterbury Tales"
Will shoot up to the top of the bestseller list
And stay there
For twenty-seven weeks

[Chorus]
And the Chicago Cubs
Will beat every team in the league
And the Tampa Bay Bucs
Will make it all the way through January
And I will love you again
I will love you
Like I used to
I will love you again
I will love you
Like I used to

[Verse 2]
The stars are going to spell out the answers to tomorrow's crossword
And the Philips Corporation
Will admit that they've made an awful mistake
And Bill Gates will single-handedly spearhead
The Heaven 17 revival
[Chorus]
And the Chicago Cubs
Will beat every team in the league
And the Tampa Bay Bucs
Will take it all the way to the top
And I will love you again
I will love you
Like I used to
I will love you again
I will love you
Like I used to