I'm taking a ride to the liquor store
I'm looking for a beer and a little bit more
I'm gonna spend all the money she had
On a n*** girl in a dirty old magazine
50 cents cheaper than the real thing
Even though it may be a little bit disgusting
Can't call a bitch and it ain't got no drama
It's called a new sensation called the Right Hand-O-Rama!

I dont know why
I dont know why
It sure feels good most every time

I dont know why
I dont know why
It sure feels good most every time
All right!

Oh Pamela and her five sisters
Are giving me a bad case of nasty blisters
A third degree burn going straight to my head
I guess my pipes are a little bit rusted
Close encounters of the strangest kind
I got the Heebee-Jeebees for the hundredth time
It didn't work out the way it was planned
All i got now is a beer in my hand
I dont know why
I dont know why
It sure feels good most every time

I dont know why
I dont know why
It sure feels good most every time

I'll tell ya why!
WOO!
All right!