[Verse 1: Van Gough]
It has a beginning (It has a beginning)
It has an end (It has an end)
It's a beautiful story (It's a beautiful story)
But it's pretend (But it's pretend)
It keeps us laughing (It keeps us laughing)
It makes us cry (It makes us cry)

[Chorus: Van Gough]
It's alive! It's Joe Robot!
Half tin-can, half Joe Robot!

[Verse 2: Van Gough]
Where is it going? (It has a beginning)
Where has it been? (It has an end)
It's a trojan horse (It's a beautiful story)
Or is it a friend? (But it's pretend)

[Chorus: Van Gough]
It's alive! It's Joe Robot!
Half tin-can, half Joe Robot!

[Outro: Van Gough]
Joe Robot!
Joe Robot!
Joe Robot!
Joe Robot!
Joe Robot!
Joe Robot!
Joe Robot!
Joe Robot!