[Verse 1: Mr 8 Legz]
Hey, what's good, motherfucker?
I couldn't help but notice this updated profile photo and cover
And that's so super dope that you openly show you love her
But that's a nice wife you got there, be a shame if someone fucked her!
Yo shut the fuck up I'm playin', she's not my type, brother
Though I'm slightly curious as to why you makin' a big deal of her
Got her in my DM's talkin' about meetin' and hatin' rubbers
I've been through the cycle, it ain't that hard to recover
So please, I see how you keep that bitch on a leash
I'm just tryin' to stroll around the block and leave the smell of cock in her teeth
And I ain't one for window shoppin' rather grab it on lease
And use it once and take it back, where you think I got these receipts?
And there's no beef, at least not with me, you homo
Just wanted relief then peace the fuck out like a dodo
I agree it's kinda weak you lost everything over a photo
Next time pretty please just upload that UPS logo

[Chorus: Mr 8 Legz]
Pardon me, I'm just poppin' in to ruin your life
And honestly, shouldn't be displayin' pics of your wife
'Cause part of me doesn't know that what I'm doin' ain't right
Now take your ass to sleep, bitch, I only need her tonight
Pardon me, I'm just poppin' in to ruin your life
And honestly, shouldn't be displayin' pics of your wife
'Cause part of me doesn't know that what I'm doin' ain't right
But now I'm doin' you a favor, you should thank me, alright?
[Verse 2: Whipstick]
Yo pardon me, 'cause I'm about to wile out
This loud motherfucker went and gone and let his wife out
Been tryin' to figure out how to make that faggot pipe down
His wife's in her favorite nightgown, I laid my pipe down
'Cause I'ma peacockin' confident cunt
A couple drinks, a hollow promise, left the bar with a slut
Just fishin' for a victim I can have a little fun with
These artists treat that bitch like trash and spit on her repellant
Such a shame this sinful symphony is simply ending
I love to hate all this obnoxious ignorance while pretending
Like I wouldn't just piss on his clothes
Wipe that jizz off with a battle I wipe the wife out with a lawn gnome
While she's passed out I'm swipin' up her wedding ring
A few possessions, hit the pawn shops, we sellin' everything
Call the shop and tell 'em test that piss out
Forget 'em at CVS your fucking kids are smoking on amphetamine

[Chorus: Mr 8 Legz]
Pardon me, I'm just poppin' in to ruin your life
And honestly, shouldn't be displayin' pics of your wife
'Cause part of me doesn't know that what I'm doin' ain't right
Now take your ass to sleep, bitch, I only need her tonight
Pardon me, I'm just poppin' in to ruin your life
And honestly, shouldn't be displayin' pics of your wife
'Cause part of me doesn't know that what I'm doin' ain't right
But now I'm doin' you a favor, you should thank me, alright?
[Verse 3: Zero]
(You what?!) Pardon me, you sayin' what
Tellin' everybody that love me that I'm a shady fuck
Part of me says I should let it go and walk away
And brush you off 'cause you ain't shit I'd rather take her heart away
You ain't gotta like me 'cause your bitch do
Here's another tissue, yeah she never miss you
Flyin' out to Florida, she suckin' on my dick (Woo)
Pass her off to Super Famous Super Clique and Blink Too
(Yeah) She got a nice little pussy ring
Flick a photo, stick a dick up in her, watch her sing
I don't give a fuck about your feelings, save the wedding ring
All the shit you talkin' I'm walkin' away to better things
I really do regret it though
She never stoppin' and talkin' and textin' on my phone
Bitch you better leave me alone, I want it set in stone
I fuckin' own you now, I'm livin' in your home

[Chorus: Mr 8 Legz]
Pardon me, I'm just poppin' in to ruin your life
And honestly, shouldn't be displayin' pics of your wife
'Cause part of me doesn't know that what I'm doin' ain't right
Now take your ass to sleep, bitch, I only need her tonight
Pardon me, I'm just poppin' in to ruin your life
And honestly, shouldn't be displayin' pics of your wife
'Cause part of me doesn't know that what I'm doin' ain't right
But now I'm doin' you a favor, you should thank me, alright?