[Intro: Zero]
You know, girl
When I walk into the Speedway
And I see you lookin' all trashy in that black and blue work shirt
It make me wanna put in that work
So, what I'm gonna do is
I'ma come back around 7:30am
When you're takin' the trash out by the dumpster I'ma scoop your ass, tie your ass up and throw you in the trunk
'Cause you know how we do
Gotta keep that viewership up, you know what I'm sayin
Yeah

[Verse 1: Mr. 8 Legz]
Just ignore the mask, I promise I'm a gentleman
I come off sort of brash but there's no need to be hesitant
Yo, plus I got a horde of cash, waitin' on the settlement
Forget over what, just know it's over lack of evidence
But tell me 'bout you, wanna see what I don't know
Like what do you do and when do you typically go home?
And I bet you'd like to view what I've been filming on GoPro
And see the color drain from your body just like a snow cone
I gotta say, you lookin' bangin' in them tight pants
Plenty of Polaroids connected by kite strands
Are spread all over the interior of my white van
And I know you didn't ask but I'm hung like a mic stand
But tell me 'bout you! What do you like to do?
Yo, why the fuck is you screamin'? I just thought you was cute
And that's really fuckin' rude, yo, it's really unattractive
And now see what you gon' do is take a seat up on that cactus
You fuckin' prude!
[Chorus: Zero]
Kidnapping creep, yeah
I eviscerate your man with a chainsaw
Rolin' out with your mouth all gagged up for sho, oh
So I creep, yeah
Fuck you with the camera on for the deep web
Got a couple hundred thousand followers on my show, woah, woah

[Verse 2: Whipstick]
Whattup, girl? I met you on the internet
You're lookin' super cute and your breath tastes like Winterfresh
Is that your mans? Has he even bought you dinner yet?
That doesn't even matter 'cause you're gonna play my victim next
I seen you both joggin' up in the park
Don't you know that it's against the rules to play after dark?
You don't need to grab his hands, bitch I'll pull you apart
After zapping and attacking you with stun guns from start (Zap!)
Come here, cunt, kiss this chloroform rag
Don't struggle, that's the worst and pretentious and sad
Gotta cuddle kinda close, 'cause that thunder storm's bad
And you're snugglin' with a pro, I'm the best that you had
Run rabbit run, bitch I love to give chase
With the pace adjacent, basically there ain't no escape
I hate to say it but my patience and a trustworthy faith
Equates to massive pain and trauma that you're trying to evade
Motherfucker
[Chorus: Zero]
Kidnapping creep, yeah
I eviscerate your man with a chainsaw
Rolin' out with your mouth all gagged up for sho, oh
So I creep, yeah
Fuck you with the camera on for the deep web
Got a couple hundred thousand followers on my show, woah, woah