[Verse 1]
Groundhog, groundhog
What makes your back so brown?
I been livin' in the ground, so darn long
It's a wonder I don't drown, drown
It's a wonder I don't drown

[Verse 2]
Redbird, redbird
What makes your head so red?
I been pickin' your corn, so darn long
It's a wonder I ain't dead, dead
It's a wonder I ain't dead

[Verse 3]
Rattlesnake, rattlesnake
What make your teeth so white?
I been settin' in the sun, so darn long
You're lucky I don't bite, well
You're lucky I don't bite

[Verse 4]
Muskrat, muskrat
What makes you smell so bad?
I been livin' in the ground, so darn long
I'm mortified in my head, head
Mortified in my head