[Intro]
Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',
He grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be-- grew up to be

[Chorus]
A boy called 'Brian'--
A boy called 'Brian'.

[Verse 1]
He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet,
This boy... whose name was 'Brian',

[Chorus]
And he grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be--
Yes, he grew up to be
A teenager called 'Brian'--
A teenager called 'Brian',

[Verse 2]
And his face became spotty.
Yes, his face became spotty,
And his voice dropped down low
And things started to grow
On young Brian and show
He was certainly no--
[Chorus]
No girl named 'Brian',
Not a girl named 'Brian'.

[Verse 3]
And he started to shave
And have one off the wrist
And want to see girls
And go out and get pissed,

[Outro]
A man called 'Brian'--
This man called 'Brian'--
The man they called 'Brian'--
This man called 'Brian'!