[Verse 1]
Squirrels in the basement, raccoons in the walls
Centipedes with stingers, do not feed to dogs

[Pre-Chorus]
Guaranteed humane
Yes, we have live bait

[Verse 2]
Creak in the crawl space could be deadly snakes
We always employ the right kind of rake

[Chorus]
We'll sterilize your yards
Run your dogs around the park
Now we have rental cars
Stop by our cocktail bar
Call us day or night

[Verse 3]
We'll haul your trees away, buy our turf-blend
Stays green for centuries, never mow again

[Chorus]
We'll sterilize your yards
Run your cats around the park
Now try our rental cars
Stop by our sandwich bar
Call us anytime at night
Call us day or night