[Verse]
Stranded in a life in which your struggle for acceptance is a never-ending chore
Upbraided for your actions past and present and rewarded for the ideas of the future's bright open door
The henchman is the human analogue of the suffering multitudes who, like good dogs, sit and lick for their reward

[Bridge]
So what good advice
Have I got for you
To insure against your likely metamorphosis into this reprobate?

[Outro]
Don't be a henchman
Stand on your laurels
Do what no one else does, and praise the good of other men for good man's sake
And when everyone else in the world follows your lead
Although a cold day in hell, it will surely be
That's when the entire world shall live in harmony

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