[Verse 1: King Gorilla]

One day I was scrolling through Netflix and saw a documentary called what the health
I was really curious, what it is about
It turns out that its just frauds running their mouth

But back then I didn’t know any better
Got sucked in the movement and ate fake cheddar
I went vegan popping b12 pills
Brain Fog everyday it slowly kills

Gut micro biome depopulated
Massive bloating and nasty fart fragrance
5 months in the plant based diet
My skin dried out I feel like i’m dying

Craving meat everyday in denial
Tofu is shit as far I know
Grill me up a motherfucking ribeye hoe
Fuck the ethics I loved flesh since a zygote

[Chorus: King Gorilla]

Fuck yo ethics, im an ex vegan
Got a carnivore squad, yeah we flesh eating
If I see a cow, I leave its neck leakin
I love steak that’s my one and only reason
Fuck yo ethics, im an ex vegan
Got a carnivore squad, yeah we flesh eating
If I see a cow, I leave its neck leakin
I love steak, I eat it without the seasonin

[Verse 2: Lil Jordie]

Spent a long time, in the vegan trap
I thought cholesterol caused heart attacks
Bean burrito and lentil chip snacks
Constantly hungry my hormones outta wack

Fake meat what I used to be craving
I ate a lot but it's not satiating
Full belly but I feel emaciated
This diet is pure annihilation

Eat fish yeah that was my instinct
But the ethics had me swimming in shits creek
Cause I really wanted animal flesh
But the man made morals put me under stress

Now my morals conflicting
And on top of all of that I was nutrient deficient
I said fuck it and chugged me a milk sip
All of a sudden I felt young and uplifted
[Chorus: King Gorilla]

Fuck yo ethics, im an ex vegan
Got a carnivore squad, yeah we flesh eating
If I see a cow, I leave its neck leakin
I love steak that’s my one and only reason

Fuck yo ethics, im an ex vegan
Got a carnivore squad, yeah we flesh eating
If I see a cow, I leave its neck leakin
I love steak, I eat it without the seasonin

[Verse 3: Mario]

I went to the animal rights march
I was shocked it was so fucking large
Only eight humans we were heavily outnumbered
By zombie looking creatures cause of hunger

On YouTube Earthing Ed's like Jesus
But in real life he look like a fucking demon
He acts like an innocent non-profit vegan
But he went to acting school and now commits treason

Take a closer look his necklace says thirty-three
That's the hoax code used in freemasonry
All his followers are victim of slavery
Because what they eat are products of fakery (slaves)
Vegans can't digest fibre so they fart strong
And at the march, we ran into Joey Carbstrong
He saw Prem and he ran like a marathon
Because he's just an actor like Neil Armstrong