I didn't need you when you found me
You barely fit into my world
But you were sweet and hung around me
And you called me your funny girl
I did my part and made you happy
I make you laugh and that brought you up
You pat my head instead of squeezing my body
A patted head ain't quite enough

I brought you through the trials and tribulations
Silly fool, now, don't you know a funny girl gets sad
Somewhere along the line you sure forgot to touch me
I needed touching mighty bad

Funny girl's got feelings, too
She's not made just to entertain you
Ha-ha! Come on, let's hear you laugh
A funny girl gets sleepless nights
And cries of loss of appetite
Now, mister, how do you like that?
You hurt your funny girl

You'd hold my hand into the party
Until you heard some kitten purr
You'd dropped my hand
And next thing that I knew, darling
I'd see you standing next to her
You'd hold my hand in front
Of friends to prove you like me
Playing sympathetic tricks upon my head
And then because you were so unbearably handsome
You'd thought I'd leap into your bed

Funny girl's got feelings, too
She's not made just to entertain you
Ha-ha! Come on, let's hear you laugh
Well, a funny girl gets sleepless nights
And cries of loss of appetite
Now, mister, how do you like that?
You hurt your funny girl

Oh, funny girl's got feelings, too
She's not made just to entertain you...