Kahlil (Marques Houston):
I'm the jawbreaker, the candy taker
And if I skip school I'm the flu faker
Original man in a strange land
You never saw my butt on American Bandstand
The MC's name is Kahlil and if you can't spell it, you never will
I'll love to provide for the flava you're lackin'
But if you stop my flow?
Start straight jackin!

LaShawn (Vanessa Bell Calloway):
I'm LaShawn, no not Latifah
Demanding a mic just like Aretha
Cute little girl but I fight like a man
I even made "Iron" Mike Tyson say damn!
'Shawn, Kahlil, and Pee Wee want R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Never slippin' or slidin' no mackin' or slackin'
Bebe's kids..straight jackin'!

Pee Wee (Tone Loc):
Shorty, the OG with all the clout
Lips smackin' for what's under the blouse
3 years old and still drinkin' Similac
You smack me and I'll smack ya back punk
So now it's time for me to straight jack y'all
And get busy like Arsenio Hall
Takin' a dump can be so relaxin'
Mhmm...straight jackin'
Bebe's Kids:
It goes three for the trouble and two for the bass
We Bebe's Kids and we're wreckin' this place

LaShawn (Vanessa Bell Calloway):
Now all bad kids seem to always get spanked

Kahlil(Marques Houston):
But try that with us and you might get ganked

Pee Wee (Tone Loc):
Release the balloons and act real funny
As we ride rides and Robin spends money

Kahlil(Marques Houston):
To my posse won't be no attackin'
Hey yo!

LaShawn (Vanessa Bell Calloway):
We ain't wild

All:
Straight jackin'!