The restroom door said gentleman so I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized I've been taken for a ride
I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse

The restroom door said gentleman it must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mase and smacked me with her bag
I could tell, this just wouldn't be my day
What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day

The restroom door said gentleman and I would like to find
The crummy little CREEP who had the nerve to switch the signs
'Cause I got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind
Now I can't, sit with comfort and joy
Boy oh boy
Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy