Look at the coffin
With bloody brass handles
Isn't it grand boys
To be bloody well dead?

[Drunken yelling]

Look at the flowers
All bloody well withered
Isn't it grand boys
To be bloody well dead?

Let's not have a sniffle
Let's have a bloody good cry
And always remember the longer you live
The sooner you bloody well die

Look at the mourners
Bloody well hypocrites
Isn't it grand boys
To be bloody well dead?

Let's not have a sniffle
Let's have a bloody good cry
And always remember the longer you live
The sooner you bloody well die
Look at the widow
Bloody great female
Isn't it grand boys
To be bloody well dead?

Let's not have a sniffle
Let's have a bloody good cry
And always remember the longer you live
The sooner you bloody well die

Look at the preacher
Sanctimonious bastard
Isn't it grand boys?
To be bloody well dead?

Let's not have a sniffle
Let's have a bloody good cry
And always remember the longer you live
The sooner you bloody well die

[Drunken yelling]

[Solo]

Look at the coffin
With bloody brass handles
Isn't it grand boys
To be bloody well dead?
Let's not have a sniffle
Let's have a bloody good cry
And always remember the longer you live
The sooner you bloody well die

[Drunken yelling]