[Verse 1]
Oh, how many biscuits can you eat?
(This mornin', this mornin’)
Oh, how many biscuits can you eat?
(This mornin', this mornin')
Oh, how many biscuits can you eat?
(44 biscuits and a ham of meat)
(This mornin’, for breakfast, so soon)

[Verse 2]
Oh, when you see me looking straight
(This mornin', this mornin')
Oh, when you see me looking straight
(This mornin', this mornin')
Oh, when you see me looking straight
(Comin' to get this biscuit plate)
(This mornin', for breakfast, so soon)

[Verse 3]
Oh, when you see me looking mean
(This mornin', this mornin’)
Oh, when you see me looking mean
(This mornin’, this mornin')
Oh, when you see me looking mean
(Bacon and eggs had better be seen)
(This mornin’, for breakfast, so soon)
[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]
Oh, how many biscuits can you eat?
(This mornin', this mornin')
Oh, how many biscuits can you eat?
(This mornin', this mornin’)
Oh, how many biscuits can you eat?
(44 biscuits and a ham of meat)
(This mornin', for breakfast, so soon)