[Vocals: Dickie Goodman & Sadie]

Hello, Sadie?
Speakin'
Did you hear about Harry?
Yeah

Harry's jockstrap, Harry's jockstrap
It's pale blue, it's pale blue
They say that he's a fairy. But Harry is so hairy
So are you, so are you

Harry's jockstrap, Harry's jockstrap
It's brand new, it's brand new
It looks kinda skimpy
Harry's walkin' gimpy
So are you
So are you

Harry's jockstrap, Harry's jockstrap
Itches too, itches too
What about some powder?
Made him holler louder
Did he see our doctor?
Grabbed a nurse and hocked her
How about Penicillin?
That nurse was not so willin'
She give him an injection?
It gave him an erection
What about some ointment?
He tried it and his joint went
What about his sex life?
He'll save it for his next wife
How about when he yentzes?
He won't take no chances
Do you think it's catchin'?
Well, I can't keep from scratchin'
Stay away from me, then
So give me back my key, then
Can he get a new one?
He just loves his blue one
So do you, so do you
Harry's jockstrap, Harry's jockstrap
It's pale blue, it's pale blue (Harry's jockstrap, Harry's jockstrap)
He's scratching like all the time now (It's pale blue)
He's scratching even mine now (It's pale blue)
I got it too, (you both must be allergic)
I got it too, (to the same detergent)
I got it too, (you got it too)
I got it too, (you got it too)
I got it too, (you got it too)