Three, six, nine, it's clapping time
The birds are singing on the telephone line
Here comes Ducky and here comes Goosey
It's time for us to sing a song about Lucy

Aunt Lucy had a baby
And she named him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bathtub
Just to see if he could swim
Well, he drank up all of the water
And he ate up all of the soap
And he tried to swallow the bathroom sink
But it wouldn't go down his throat

Here comes the doctor and here comes the nurse
Here comes the lady with the alligator purse

Aunt Lucy had a baby
And she named him Robin Hood
She put him in the forest
And told him to do some good
Well, he learned how to shoot an arrow
And he learned how to use a bow
He'd help old people to cross the street
Even if they didn't want to go
He does great things and he's dressed in green
Just like he should, he's a do-good Robin Hood

Aunt Lucy had a baby
And she named him Jesse James
He broke into her piggy bank
And took out all of her change
Then he waited out on the sidewalk
For the ice cream man to appear
He said, "You're out of luck
'Cause I'm taking your truck"
And he hasn't been seen for a year

Boo-hoo-hoo, can you see?
There's no ice cream for you or\ me

Aunt Lucy had a baby
And she named him Sherlock Holmes
She read to him again and again
Until he moved away from home
He became a great detective
And he caught a hundred crooks
And he said, "I owe everything I know
To those detective comic books"

I can't believe it, and neither could you
The "Aunt Lucy" song is almost through
Aunt Lucy had a baby
And she named him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bathtub
Just to see if he could swim
Well, he drank up all of the water
And he ate up all of the soap
He tried to swallow the bathroom sink
But it wouldn't go down his throat
But it wouldn't go down his throat

Here comes the doctor and here comes the nurse
Here comes the lady with the alligator purse