[Verse 1: Aesop Rock & Kimya Dawson]
Woo
Uh
Woke up to a note on the door
It said "I love you but I can't do this anymore"
(Ha, I was just about to say that)
I was so excited to eat my beans
Lifted the spoon they were fuzzy and green
(Jackpot)
Ordered two over-easy with hash and toast
She brought two dozen blinis and half a goat
(Uh, not what I ordered but I'll take it)
Went to sleep but it was a short snooze
Woke up screaming boobs boobs boobs
(And I don't know why)

[Chorus: Aesop Rock & Kimya Dawson]
Here's where it goes from bad to worse:
I heard "meow meow meow" that cat has worms
That cat has worms
That cat has worms
That cat has worms
That cat has worms

[Verse 1: Aesop Rock & Kimya Dawson]
Calling all ages: school is a creep show
Mostly a place to consume the placebo
(Yum yum yum, that's good placebo)
Left for an hour, went to Zumba
My dog got eaten by the Roomba
(That totally sucked)
Food truck say hello to mouth truck
Beans go up and teeth go down up
(Down up, down up, down up, down up)
Tried to make a porn with Magilla Gorilla
He wrapped us both in a corn tortilla
(We'll try again next week)
[Chorus: Aesop Rock & Kimya Dawson]
Here's where it goes from bad to worse:
I heard "meow meow meow" that cat has worms
That cat has worms
That cat has worms
That cat has worms
That cat has worms