From the fiery pits of Camden Town
To Elephant & Castle underground
There ain't no teachers in the school
They're all out hustling playing pool
The neighbours complain about the noise
There's girls in Labour with Tory boys
So I'll say my prayers and go to bed
And wake up with a horse's head

If we lean on you, we are gonna fall
When it's all for one and one for fuck all

But I will save the world and I will get the girl
I'll dismantle a ticking time bomb with just one second to spare
I will save the world and I will get the girl
You will all point up at the sky as I fly right through the air

Mother Earth is begging you to quit
So you reach the moon and stick a flag in it
I believe in the people of America
But I still can't believe The Terminator's the governor
As the soldiers prepare for combat
Smile and ask, "Do you want freedom fries with that?"
We put the oops back in troops now it seems so absurd
And going to war to prevent war is the most stupid thing I ever heard
But I will save the world and I will get the girl
I'll dismantle a ticking time bomb with just one second to spare
But I will save the world and I will get the girl
You will all point up at the sky as I fly right through the air

I'm a 20 something OAP
I'm screaming at my TV
Playing knock down ginger, kiss me quick
Karate chop and kung fu kick
I've tried to live a life that's full
Keep my damage minimal
But only the bailiff visits me
And he never stays for a cup of tea

And if we lean on you, we are gonna fall
When it's all for one and one for fuck all

But I will save the world and I will get the girl
I'll dismantle a ticking time bomb with just one second to spare
But I will save the world and I will get the girl
You will all point up at the sky as I fly right through the air
But I will save the world and I will get the girl
I'll dismantle a ticking time bomb with just one second to spare
But I will save the world and I will get the girl
You will all point up at the sky as I fly right through the air