[Verse 1]
Cracking wood it feels so good
Chop it back with th' edge of my hand
The king is chung my axe have swung
I'm going to be your man
Whack attach, into sawdust
Breakin' 2 x 4
It's a fact, i got the black belt, tai kwan do

[Chorus]
Ninja shack, ninja shack, going to do th' hang
Gonna do th' hang thang
Ninja jack, going to kick back, going to do th' hang thang
I wanna see, i want to be in th' ninja shack
Ninja shack, going to hang that thang

[Verse 2]
It takes a load of concentration
It takes a load of time
I thrill, i kill on japanamation
And it makes a mess of whining
When th' board is broken
When th' jack have spoken
When that board is broken
You know that jack have spoken
[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Th' keys are locked in my ride
Ain't no thing for ninja jack
Chopped th' lock, let it rock
Never scratched that pontiac
Can i get it right when it's time to strike
Yeah said ninja jack
If she breaks my heart, going to play it smart
Thor'zen within th' shack-a-ramo

[Chorus]