[Verse 1]
I didn't mean to yell at you
There must be something in the air
I mean, you're talking 'bout the apocalypse
I was asking 'bout my hair

And I know you think I'm on something strong
You know I'm cynical, at least
Well, babe, you might not be wrong
But I paid a lot for these seats

[Pre-Chorus]
I know I'm unsubtle
And you're so coy
You only laugh
When I'm annoyed
I want to care, but what can I say?
Goddamn
It's just too hot in L.A

[Chorus]
It's too damn hot
It's too damn hot
It's too damn hot
It's too damn hot
[Verse 2]
Yeah, I saw it with my own eyes
A U.F.O. flying along
And you had to go ahead and hypothesize
It was a North Korean nuclear bomb
And yeah, okay, now you've got me freaking out
But you have to realize
In this city, there's no doubt
Something happens, everybody dies

[Pre-Chorus]
I know I'm unsubtle
And you're so coy
You only laugh
When I'm annoyed
You want to care, but what can you say?
Goddamn
It's just too hot in L.A

[Chorus]
It's too damn hot
It's too damn hot
It's too damn hot
It's too damn hot

[Breakdown]
[Pre-Chorus]
I know I'm unsubtle
And you're so coy
You only laugh
When I'm annoyed
I want to care, but what can I say?
Goddamn
It's just too hot in L.A

[Chorus]
It's too damn hot
It's too damn hot
It's too damn hot
It's too damn hot