[Intro: Bender]
Aw, crap, singing
Mind if I smoke?

[Verse 1: Robot Devil]
Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em
We'll find ways to simulate that smell
What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a Panetela
Here on level one of Robot Hell

[Verse 2: Robot Devil]
Gambling's wrong and so is cheating
So is forging phony IOU's
Let's let Lady Luck decide, what type of torture's justified
I'm pit boss here on level two
(Ooh! Deep-fried robot!)

[Verse 3: Bender, Robot Devil]
Just tell me why
Please read this 55-page warrant
There must be robots worse than I
We've checked around, there really aren't
Then please let me explain; my crimes were merely boyish pranks
You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!
Aw, don't blame me, blame my upbringing!
Please stop sinning while I'm singing
[Verse 4: Robot Devil, Beastie Boys]
Selling bootleg tapes is wrong
Musicians need that income to survive
Hey, Bender, gonna make some noise
With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys!
That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five!

[Verse 5: Fry, Leela]
I don't feel well
It's up to us to rescue him
Maybe he likes it here in Hell?
It's us who tempted him to sin
Maybe he's back at the motel?
Come on, Fry, don't be scared
I'm sure at least one of us will be spared
So just sit back, enjoy the ride
My ass has blisters from the slide!

[Verse 6: Robot Devil]
Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights
Publishing indecent magazines
You'll pay for every crime
Knee-deep in electric slime
You'll suffer till the end of time
Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell!