The shit with this bitch
Yo, I said I'm calling you, B
Yo, B, it's the phone
Yo, B
"May I help you?"
Yes. What's your name?
"Hello?"
Hello, man. You got Cookypuss' number?
"Here's my supervisor. He'll help you."
Yo, man. Where's the supervisor at?
I-I got the number anyway, baby!
That bitch hang up on me

("These pussy crumbs are making me itch!")

Ah, Cookypuss, HEY!
Ah, Cookypuss
Maybe I should scratch

("Aaahhh, B-E-A-S-T-I-E go!")

("My real name is
My real name is")

("My sister's name was")
Scratch
Cookypuss, cook, cook, cook, scratch, scratch
Oh, cook, cook, cook, cook, oh, cookypuss

("And my mother got to call us for dinner")

Yo, yo, yo!
Yo, yo, yo!

Cookypuss. Pussy crumbs? What are pussy crumbs?
("Take me home and eat me, yeah!")

Bitch, I'll fuckin' kick your ass, bitch
"Hello, Carvel?"
Yo, man. Cookypuss there?
"Who?"
Cookypuss. I want to speak to Cookypuss, man!
"No. Nobody here by that name."
A Cooky O' Puss then. Cookychic. Anybody, man. I want to speak to them!
"They're not here."
I said, yo I house ya. Where's Cookie Puss at?
Yo, I'm serious. I wanna talk to...yo, man, Cookypuss
Alright let, let me order one then. Let me get one
"When do you want it for?"
Anytime, man. Just like now and, shit, you know, that shit now
I'm talkin' now, B. Damn bitch hang up. I'll kick your ass, bitch!
Yo, yo, yo!
Yo, yo, yo!

[barking]
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