[Verse 1: Rooster]
Now, everybody got friends but the ones I'm talkin' 'bout you can't depend on
When the fists gone you gotta find that ugly broad from the bar just to get home
They're wastin' time tryin' to call 'em, you're feelin' with the alcohol
But when they finally do call they be like, "Where we gonna party tonight?" (Damn)
I guess I really can't say where I've been, left a second lickin' cocaine, man I'm pissed
And ain't tryin' to be a cool cat, school that, take shots from the bar, gimme something from the blue tap
I don't really go for the sour Amaretto's, somethin' on the rocks, get it poppin' like Berettas
I'm buzzin' like a bee, no rain Blind Melon, and the bartender said, "That's a wild-ass fella" (Yeah)
Shit, I shoulda said no 'cause I really don't know how I'm gettin' back home
When the clock shot five, say bye, get gone, or his partner gonna realize something's gone wrong
'Cause Brian just leapt in tryna call Wess, sent Clay a text, and Dusty next
But I noted that I'ma gonna wanna step around the corner, borrow a bowl of marijuana then I go into a coma like
(Well I guess I'll just see you assholes tomorrow, huh?)

[Chorus: Hard Target]
It happens every time
Passed out 'cause I'm drunk again
Woke up on the floor I fell the night before
Couldn't tell you what got me here
But I know one thing that happens every time
Mama say I got a lot to learn
But I rather be left alone
Sippin' on my bourbon, no I never learn it (Aw yeah)
But I know one thing that happens every time
[Verse 2: Uncle Snap]
Damn right, it's goin' down tonight, headed out to the county line
Country girls and they're bound to ride, goin' out to get that bounty shine
Drip drop, flip flop and a little bit of butterscotch, lemon drop top with a cherry on top
Gettin' silly with a little bit of Willie then I really did the party, don't stop (Stop)
Hold up, I got a few more bars and I'm gettin' down like I'm Bruno Mars
And I keep swervin' like two go-karts, why you singin' in a bar claimin' you go hard?
And another shot or two, I'm doin' what I gotta do to take this fine dime home tonight (Night)
What I gotta just it through to you that everything is gonna be alright? (Right)
(Man I'm gone)

[Chorus: Hard Target]
It happens every time
Passed out 'cause I'm drunk again
Woke up on the floor I fell the night before
Couldn't tell you what got me here
But I know one thing that happens every time
Mama say I got a lot to learn
But I rather be left alone
Sippin' on my bourbon, no I never learn it (Yeah)
But I know one thing that happens every time

[Verse 2: Cymple Man]
It happens the same though I planned it different, I suppose I'm older so Andy Griffith
I awake in a cell frustrated as hell, Mad Dog 20/20 chasin' my tail
'Cause I'm goin' nowhere plus I'm foamin' at the mouth
Bitch threw me out the house, can your boy grab a couch?
On a hotel check in, no well restin', when it comin' to catchin' buzzes I'm Odell Beckham
Punch drunk like McGregor, at the bar with the freak, then I got her in a bind, Irish car bombs for me
Slick top swervin', just keep servin', one bourbon, one shot, one beer, one person
No nurse and we chuggin', forgettin' the details, 'til memory's erased like Hillary's emails
But I know where the bar is at and I be on this bar stick 'til I'm an artifact, ha ha ha
(Yeah)
[Chorus: Hard Target]
It happens every time
Passed out 'cause I'm drunk again
Woke up on the floor I fell the night before
Couldn't tell you what got me here
But I know one thing that happens every time
Mama say I got a lot to learn
But I rather be left alone
Sippin' on my Bourbon, no I never learn it
But I know one thing that happens every time
Passed out 'cause I'm drunk again
Couldn't tell you what got me here