(Prologue)

Baby Piggy:
No matter what life may bring
No matter what I may do
Be sure of one special thing
I'm gonna always be loving you

(Tempo speeds up; Rowlf plays an awesome piano intro.)

Baby Piggy:
I'm gonna be a movie star
And I'm gonna learn to drive a car
Gonna be a veterinarian too
And I'm gonna always love you

(Musical, jazzy bridge)

Baby Piggy:
I'll be the cutest model you ever saw
Then I think I'll study criminal law
And I'm gonna scuba dive too
And I'm gonna always love you

Baby Fozzie:
Mama, dada, poop poop, chihuahua!
Baby Fozzie/Baby Gonzo:
Mama, dada, poop poop, chihuahua!

Baby Fozzie/Baby Gonzo/Baby Scooter:
Mama, dada, poop poop, chihuahua!
Wah wah wah wah!

Baby Piggy:
Well, I'm gonna be a singer, whoa whoa whoa!
And I'm gonna learn to fly a plane!

Baby Fozzie:
Wacka wacka wacka

Baby Piggy:
I'll be a doctor with diseases
And help you with your sneezes
And practice neurosurgery on your brain!
Gonna climb the Matterhorn
But only after all our children are born
'Cause I wanna be a good mommy too!
And I'm gonna always love you!

Baby Fozzie/Baby Gonzo/Baby Scooter:
Mama, dada, poop poop, chihuahua!
Mama, dada, poop poop, chihuahua!
Mama, dada, poop poop, chihuahua!
Wah wah wah wah!
Baby Kermit:
She's gonna be a movie star!
And she's gonna learn to drive a car!
She's gonna be a veterinarian too!

Baby Piggy:
And I'm always gonna love you--ooh ooh ooh!

Baby Fozzie:
Well, she's gonna be a singer, whoa whoa whoa

Baby Scooter:
And she's gonna learn to fly a plane!

Baby Rowlf:
She'll be a doctor with diseases
And help you with your sneezes

Baby Gonzo:
And practice neurosurgery on your brain!

Baby Piggy/Other Babies:
Gonna climb the Matterhorn
(Mama, dada, poop poop, chihuahua!)
But only after all our children are born
(Mama, dada, poop poop, chihuahua!)
'Cause I wanna be a good mommy too
(Mama, dada, poop poop, chihuahua!)
And I'm gonna always love... yoooooooouuuuuuu!
(Mama, dada, poop poop, chihuahua!
Mama, dada, poop poop, chihuahua! Wah!)