The Muppets
Scrooge
[GEORGE THE JANITOR]:
When a cold wind blows it chills you
Chills you to the bone
[FEMALE WHATNOT]
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
Like years of bein' alone

[PIG]
It paints you with indifference
Like a lady paints with rouge
[BLUE FRACKLE]
And the worst of the worst
[ARETHA]
The most hated and cursed
[BLUE FRACKLE]
Is the one that we call Scrooge
(yeah)
[INKSPOT]
Unkind as any
[PORCUPINE]
And the wrath of many
[INKSPOT]
This is Ebenezer Scrooge

[ALL]
Oh! There goes Mr. Humbug
There goes Mr. Grim
If they gave a prize for bein' mean
The winner would be him
[FARM ANIMALS]
Old Scrooge he loves his money
Cause he thinks it gives him power
[SINGING FOOD]
If he became a flavor, you can bet he would be sour
(Yuck!)
[PIGEONS]
There goes Mr. Skinflint
There goes Mr. Greed
[CATS]
The undisputed master of the underhanded deed
[MURRAY THE MINSTREL, BEGOONY, MUDWELL, OTHERS]
He charges folks a fortune for his dark and drafty houses
[MURRAY THE MINSTREL, BEGOONY, MUDWELL]
As poor folk live in misery
[MOUSE]
It's even worse for mouses
[Spoken] Please sir, I want some cheese

[FEMALE CAROLERS]
He must be so lonely
He must be so sad
He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad
He's really a victim of fear and of pride
Look close and there must be a sweet man inside...
(Spoken)
Nah!
[RAT, spoken]
Uh-Uh!

[ALL]
There goes Mr. Outrage
There goes Mr. Sneer
[PUPPETEER]
He has no time for friends or fun
[CROCODILE]
His anger makes that clear
[HORSE]
Don't ask him for a favor cause his nastiness increases
[MR. BITTES]
No crust of bread for those in need
[MICE]
No cheeses for us meeces
[ALL]
There goes Mr. Heartless
There goes Mr. Cruel
[MUPPETS]
He never gives
He only takes
He lets his hunger rule
[OTHER MUPPETS]
If being mean's a way of life
You practice and rehearse
[PIG]
Then all that work is payin' off
[PIG & PINK FRACKLE]
Cause Scrooge is getting worse
[ALL]
Every day, in every way
Scrooge is getting worse