[Gonzo]
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to me!!

[Animal]
Mama!
Mama? Yeah! Mama! Uhm mama...
MAMA!
MAMA! Ahahaha MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA!
MAMA! Yoo hoo?
Mama? Yoo hoo Mama!
Mama? Mama? Mama...
Dada? DADA!

[Pepe]
I see a little silhouetto of a clam
Scaramouch Scaramouch, will you do the fandango?
[Chorus]
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me

[Beaker]
Mimimimi

[Bobo]
Galileo

[Beaker]
Mimimimi

[Bobo]
Galileo

[Beaker and Bobo]
Galileo Figaro! Magnifico

[Penguins]
Magnifico!

[Dr. Honeydew]
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

[Rizzo & the Mice]
He's just a poor boy, from a poor family
Spare in his life from this...
[Big Mean Carl]
Monstrosity! Nom nom nom!

[Dr. Honeydew]
Easy come, easy go
Will you let me go?

[Mahna Mahna]
Mahna mahna!

[Snowths]
Doo doo doo doo doo doo!

[Lew Zealand]
Let me throw!

[Mahna Mahna]
Mahna mahna!

[Beauregard]
They will not let you throw!

[Crazy Harry]
Let me blow!

[Mahna Mahna]
Mahna mahna!
[Beauregard]
They will not let you blow!

[Fozzie]
Let me joke?

[Statler & Waldorf]
Do not like your jokes!

[Fozzie]
Let me joke?

[Statler & Waldorf]
Do not like your jokes! Dohoho

[Fozzie]
Let me joke!

[Harry explodes stuff and laughs]

[Sam]
No no no no no no no!

[Swedish Chef]
Furnigidi! Furnigidi!

[Turkey]
Mama mia let me go!

[Chorus]
Does anyone know if there is a part for me?
For me! For me!

[Beaker]
Miiiiiiiiii!

[Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem]
So they tell us this video is going to fly!
All I know is we're not getting paid tonight!
Oh, baby! Can't do this to me, baby!
Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right outta here!
Get out!

[Instrumental break]

[Muppets]
Oooooooooh...
Ooh yeah! Ooh yeah!

[Miss Piggy]
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters
But moi'!

[All]
Any way the wind blows...

[Kermit]
Uh, Scooter?

[Scooter]
Yeah, chief?

[Kermit]
Remind me to stop setting up these video conferences. They're not very productive

[Scooter]
You got it

[Kermit]
Sheesh...