[Verse 1: Miss Piggy & backup singers]
Maybe I need to spell it out Dorothy Gale
This is my show, sorry you fail
There's only room for one rock goddess in Oz
You've lost your bloom
Poor thing, already a was ((Ooo))
Pay attention, listen to moi ((Ooo))
This TV special is mine, comme ça? ((Ooo))
So you can leave the silver shoes at the door
'Cause the diva's got the floor

[Chorus 1: Johnny Fiama & backup singers, both]
Look out
The witch is in the house
The witch is in the house
The witch is in the house
She's hot
The witch is in the house

[Verse 2: Miss Piggy, backup singers, & Johnny Fiama]
This is my scene, this is my set (Yeah babe)
I may be gorgeous, but I'm bad as they get (She's hot)
You better run 'cause you ain't seen nothing yet
Watch out, the witch is in the house (Ooo)
Remember missy, the eye sees all (Aaa)
Time to get on your knees and crawl (Aaa)
You better stop
You're gonna scream and shout
'Cause momma's gonna knock you out
[Chorus 2: Johnny Fiama & backup singers]
The witch is in the house
The crazy kooky house
The witch is in the house
She's hot, that babe is in the house
The witch is in the house

[Verse 3: Missy Piggy]
I don't forgive, I never forget
Think you can drop another house on my head?
You're gonna wish that you were already dead
Watch out, the witch is in the house

[Bridge: Miss Piggy, Johnny Fiama, backup singers]
On a good day, I'll have you begging for mercy (Mercy me)
And let me tell ya, when she comes home at night, oh excuse me
On a bad day, I'll send you into years of therapy
Insanity (Insanity)
Two, three, four

[Instrumental break]

[Interlude: Backup singers]
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
The eye, oh no, the eye
Ay, ay, ay, ay
The eye, oh no, the eye
Ay, ay, ay, ay
Here comes the eye
[Chorus 3: Miss Piggy & backup singers]
The witch is in the house
The witch is in the house (The eye, oh, the eye, eye, eye, eye)
The witch is in the house (No giving up, I'm taking the shoes)
The witch is in the house (Auditions over, and this time you lose)
Look for all the gory details on the ten o'clock news
Watch out, the witch is in the house
She's hot
Watch out, the witch is in the house