[Bret McKenzie singing imitations of all the Muppets]
We're doing a sequel
We're back a popular demand
C'mon on everybody, strike up the band

We're doing a sequel
That's what we do in Hollywood
And everybody knows that the sequel's never quite as good

A sequel
Another feature attraction
Places please, light the lights, roll camera, action

I thought it was the end
But no my friends this is when
We get to do it all again
(Do it all again)
Until the credits roll
We got another goal to show
We can do it all again

We're doing a sequel
There's no need to disguise
The studio considers us a viable franchise

We're doing a sequel
How hard can it be
We can't do any worse than The Godfather III
We're doing a sequel
The studio wants more
While they wait for Tom Hanks to make Toy Story 4

I thought it was the end
But no my friends this is when
We get to do it all again
(Do it all again)
Until the credits roll
We've got another go to show them
We can do it all again

[Instrumental Break]

We're doing a sequel
Let's give it a go
With Hollywood stars
And more one-liner cameos

We're doing a sequel
Well I don't mean to be a stickler
But this is the seventh sequel to our original motion picture

We're doing a sequel
Let's give it a shot
Well, all we need now is a half decent plot
[Gonzo] (spoken)
Kermit, what about an epic love story about a very handsome long nosed purple guy/thing and a beautiful chicken... Uhh, Gonzo With the Wind!

[Camilla]
*Clucks*

[Kermit] (spoken)
Can we get these chicken outta here please? Does anyone have any other ideas?

[Fozzie] (spoken)
Uh it's about, uh, getting the Muppets back to together again to stop an pil baron from demolishing the old studio

[Kermit] (spoken)
Fozzie, did you even watch our last film?

[Miss Piggy] (spoken)
Uh Kermie, it's a love story about a pig and a frog who get married and kiss each other a lot

[Kermit] (spoken)
Ummmm...

[The Swedish Chef]
*Mock Swedish*

[Kermit] (spoken)
I don't know if anyone watches subtitled films
[Waldorf] (spoken)
How about a movie where you don't make a movie? And we all get to go home early! Ha ha ha!

[Kermit] (Spoken)
Uh, that's not very constructive. Does anyone have any other ideas?

[Rowlf] (Spoken)
It's about a lonely dog and one night he sees something he should never have seen and he has to live with a terrible secret

[Kermit] (Spoken)
That sounds a little dark, Rowlf

[Someone] (Spoken)
Muppets go on world tour?

[Kermit] (spoken)
That's perfect!

(Singing again)
I thought it was the end
But no my friends this is when
We get to do it all again
Until the credits roll
We got another go to show them
We can do it all again

We're doing a sequel
It's more of the same
Let's give it a name
How 'bout "The Muppets Again"
It's "The Muppets Again"
With the Muppets, again
It's the Muppets again!