Fozzie: Let's all sing the rhyming song
The rhyming song, the rhyming song
Let's take turns and rhyme together
The rhyming song

Scooter: I was hungry but now I'm not
The rhyming song, the rhyming song
'Cause I ate some beans and grapes! (pause)
The rhyming song!

Both: Let's all sing the rhyming song
The rhyming song, the rhyming song
Let's take turns and rhyme together
The rhyming song

Annie Sue: I left my knees in your car
The rhyming song, the rhyming song
My laundry's ready at half past nine!
The rhyming song

All: Let's all sing the rhyming song
The rhyming song, the rhyming song
Let's take turns and rhyme together
The rhyming song

Link: The stars are twinkling in the sky
The rhyming song, the rhyming song
There's no hot water in my hotel!
The rhyming song
Scooter: This is not the rhyming song
All: The rhyming song, the rhyming song
Fozzie: I know it's not the rhyming song!
All: The rhyming song

Link: What'll we do now?
Annie Sue: I don't know!
All: The rhyming song, the rhyming song
Fozzie: Let's jump up and down
And wave our arms in the air
And get off the stage!