[Verse 1]
Bald headed Lena, has anybody seen her?
Cute as she can be
She got a cue ball head that's hard as lead
But she's alright with me

[Verse 2]
Bald headed Lena, has anybody seen her?
Cute as she can be
She can't wear no wig 'cause her head's too big
But she's alright with me

[Verse 3]
Tricky Tessie, Messy Bessie
Both gals are full of stuff
Mella Ella, Crazy Stella
Both them gals are tough

[Verse 4]
Now, you take Daisy, she's so crazy
Don't know night from day
Silly Tilly, Lyin' Lily
Take 'em all away

[Verse 1]
Bald headed Lena has anybody seen her?
Cute as she can be
She got a cue ball head that's hard as lead
But she's alright with me
[Instrumental Break]
*Gurgling*

[Verse 5]
Sloppy Gertie, she's so dirty
Skinny Minnie, she's too lean
Tracy's face is out of place
And Joanie's down right mean

[Verse 6]
Now, you take Lizzie, she's so dizzy
She went and lost her mind
Ellie Mae might save the day
But she's deaf, dumb and blind

[Verse 1]
Ah, bald headed Lena, has anybody seen her?
Cute as she can be
She got a cue ball head that's hard as lead
But she's alright with me, hoi, hoi, hoi

[Verse 2]
Bald headed Lena, has anybody seen her?
Cute as she can be
She can't wear no wig 'cause her head's too big
But she's alright with me
[Outro]
She's alright with me
She's alright with me, hey, Lena
She's alright with me
*Gurgling*