Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking
Welcome aboard DC-10 flight number 1313
We will be cruising at a height of 25,000 feet at an air speed of 600 miles per hour
Headphones will be provided by request for a varied program of in flight music
Have a good flight

Spread the disease
From the South China Sea
To the beach hotel Malibu
Phone my girlfriend
To ask her how's her weekend
I say "Hi, Terry here" and she says "Terry who?"
(Thе hell are you?)