You're the second hottest girl
I've ever seen
On the show you're on
With three other girls
I mean, there are three girls on the show
You're two out of three
I'm just trying to be transparent

‘Cause you're the runner up
She's the beauty queen
‘Cause you're the second hottest girl I've ever seen
On that show, I mean
You're clearly number two
Maybe next season hottest one will be you!

When the hottest chick leaves
‘Cause her rate goes through the roof
Process of elimination might be good to you
But probably not
‘Cause the next girl they find
Should probably be hotter than the one from last time

‘Cause you're the runner up
She's the beauty queen
‘Cause you're the second hottest girl I've ever seen
On that show, I mean
And I'll drop anything to help you if your life's in danger!
As long as your slightly hotter friend's not in despair
Or even slight discomfort
I'm just being honest
‘Cause girls like honesty
And honestly
You probably won't be the hottest girl I'll date

‘Cause you're the runner up
She's the beauty queen
You're the second hottest girl I've ever seen

But don't get jealous, girl
It's an ugly thing to be
Especially when already you're only second hottest
You're only second hottest
You're only second hottest to me

Call me
Text me