Tobuscus
Insanity Wolf vs. Courage Wolf
Insanity Wolf:
Must have taken every ounce of your courage to agree to fight me here
Do you know who I am? I'm Insanity Wolf! I feel a baby kick, I kick it back
In the delivery room, I spawn camp, get a kill, teabag a bear trap
Watch porn in the front row of class: Fap, Fap, Fap
Do the math, motherfucker, I'm insane
I do the Cinnamon Challenge with cocaine
When life gave me lemons, I fucked it in the ass and gave it Lemonaids
Ran into your girl the other day with my car, is she okay?
Courage Wolf:
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success
Fucking act like it! And my girl's fine, we just had sex!
Do the math? Well, I forgot my pencil, guess I'll take notes in your blood
God gave you lemons? Find a new God
I take the scenic route through Mordor, walk in through the front door
So much courage I do the Worm, with a boner
You got no friends, you loner, where's your wolf pack?
Even Jacob from Twilight could kick your ass
Fuck off! AROOOO...
Insanity Wolf:
I put the fun in funeral, laughter in slaughter
But first, I'll trap you underneath the stairs, Harry Potter
Then I'll murder your parents, so your bloodline's diminished
Then bury them, who's grounded now, bitches?
Courage Wolf:
I made your Mom come, you could at least make me breakfast
You're a failure, I'mma swallow you and shit out Success Kid
You give nothing to society except a headache
Where's my Worcestershire? You're getting beat to a skirt steak
Insanity Wolf:
I give nothing to society? Yeah, that's a real crock of shit
I feed the homeless, TO the homeless, donate blood, ALL of it
I will deliver you into evil, and lead you into temptation
Got a headache? I've got your cure: decapitation
Courage Wolf:
What doesn't kill me, better run the fuck away
Who are you again? I kicked ass, and don't have time to take names
You think I lost? Here's the twist: I'm the Final Boss, say goodbye
You've reached your peak and now it's your time to die