[Verse 1: Tobuscus, Tim Tim, Mini Minotaur]
Tim Tim plays for days in a maze
And there's a Minotaur-taur, tiny Minotaur-taur
Little Minotaur-taur, mini Minotaur-taur
Minotaur-taur, tiny Minotaur-taur
Little Minotaur-taur, mini Minotaur-taur!

Cute little tiny little Minotaur sitting in a cradle ("Awww!")
He thinks that maybe it's a baby
But it nay be!

I’m a tiny Minotaur!
Little Minotaur
Kill you any minute-taur!

[Chorus]
Minotaur-taur, tiny Minotaur-taur
Little Minotaur-taur, mini Minotaur-taur
Minotaur-taur, tiny Minotaur-taur
Little Minotaur-taur, mini Minotaur-taur

[Verse 2: Tobuscus, Tim Tim]
How do you defeat a mini Minotaur?
Many mini Minotaur-taurs hate tartar sauce
They're deathly allergic to tartar sauce
You'll be fine, do you have some tartar, Tim Tim? ("No")
You'll need some tartar to kill him ("Oh")
Things are looking grim-grim for Tim Tim ("Ahhh!")

Wait! What's that in his tum-tum Tim Tim? ("What?")
It's a bottle of tartar, Tim Tim
Someone, before you, tried to kill him

Open the jar! (Twist the lid off!)
Open the jar! (Counter-clockwise!) ("Oh")
Release tartar to kill Minotaur

[Spoken: Tim Tim, Mini Minotaur]
Ugh, tartar! My only weakness!
I'm alive!
Stop singing songs about me! You're ruining my life!