[Hook: Jack Douglass]
There's razors in your apple
On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
There's anthrax in your Snapple
On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
The only thing you got to know is
All of your candy's got to go
Cause there's razors in your apple
On Halloween, Halloween, on Halloween

[Verse 1: Ethan Newberry]
Yes, your candy's been contaminated
From villians who are evil, mad and jaded
Don't break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar
Cause it's filled with pieces of a friggin' crowbar
They left no candy untouched
Even made the Pop Rocks pop too much
No, I don't mean to cause a scene
But it's only on Halloween

[Verse 2: Sean Klitzner]
Ignore those M&Ms
Cause they're filled with more hatred than Eminem
They dumped bleach on all the Snickers
Steel wires in every Twizzler
Do you like your Now-N-Laters
Filled with knives from all the haters?
Don't let me see that Tootsie Roll
Because it's laced with crack
[Hook: Jack Douglass]
There's razors in your apple
On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
There's anthrax in your Snapple
On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
The only thing you got to know is
All of your candy's got to go
Cause there's razors in your apple
On Halloween, Halloween, on Halloween

[Verse 3: Toby Turner & Jack Douglass]
Hold up, Jack, sounds kinda wack
Whatcha trying to do, give kids' parent a heart attack?
I think you've gone too far
Warning kids about their candy? Who you think you are?
Don't make assumptions, Toby
You might learn something, Toby
If you knew about conspiracies, you'd know the government
Is trying to rule our minds with candy-consumption, Toby Sounds like you're paranoid
Your argument is null and void
No, I'm telling you, they're watching us
Don't eat the candy Tobuscus, or else they'll—
Okay, now I'm annoyed
There's no anthrax in your Snapple
No razors in your apple
Oh, you wanna bet?
Yeah, sure, I'll take it
God dang it!
[Hook: Jack Douglass]
There's razors in your apple
On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
There's anthrax in your Snapple
On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
The only thing you got to know is
All of your candy's got to go
Cause there's razors in your apple
On Halloween, Halloween, on Halloween