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Nuggets roasting on an open fire
Biscuits rising in the stove
Potatoes being mashed into mush
And barbecue sauce to dip it in

Everyone knows a meme like this's
Time has passed
But I'll still ride it to the ground
And further down
Through the layers of the Earth
In hopes it will get big in China

I've never been there
But I'm sure that they
Would like to eat their nuggets
In a whole new way
Like when I learned
That not only are biscuits great
But that a nugget could fit inside

Huuuuhh hahhuhh uuuuahhhh

And so I'm offering this recipe
For Asian countries and beyond
Although it's been said
Many times, many ways--
Nugget biscuits taste good
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