Foggy, cloudy horse
Angry spiky heart
Floaty boat, and a wolf
Run into the light
Where a man in a skirt and tights is standing
And he pulls out his sword
Then slowly spins it around, and
FLEX!

Kill Natives, and plants
Turn them into ash
Purple dust, sword lights up!
More Natives, and plants, and Natives
They all look the same
That's racist!

Scorpion with eyeballs in its claws
Use your shield to deflect an acorn
Use a vine to swing across
Climb the plant wall
Confuse the eyeball

Bow and arrow, shoot it at a leaf
And a bob-omb
And someone's floating heart
Aim a grapple claw
At the Audience
Make it grab stuff, and explode!
Goodbye grapple claw

Roll a flashing plant
Under a happy tree
Now it's a dead tree
Slingshots make bats disappear!

Use a whip to tear out people's hearts
Then eat them
Stab a scorpion in the eye-claw!

End a skeleton
And a scorpion
And another skeleton

Swan dive into the logo!