Blizzard has a solid gold logo 'cause they're loaded
Dramatic pause of darkness
EPIC HAMMER SMACK!
Dramatic pause of darkness, number two

Ragnaros getting a deep-tissue massage
He has special needs, don't judge him!
Steamy metal chained-up Batman logo
Brought in to be used as a Band-Aid

This shouldn't hurt you a bit
Let me know if it does
Oh sh**, it did, we're dead!
He just wrote that with his Band-Aid
He's so talented!

Hammer doctors want Deathwing to stand still
But he can't resist dancing to this song
Keep it down, or they'll file a noise complaint
Dragon acupuncture is complicate
How's that feel now?
TRANSITION

Warcraft: 2012
Hit the "Panic" button on a dragon
He's frustrated that he has one
Always check the neighbors out
Before you sign the lease
Shout-out to the Hindenburg
Fiery bloom transition to water
Utah's gonna need a new license plate
Deathwing finishes up his visit
To the acupuncturist
While he's soaking his feet
IN THE LAVA
It helps circulation
He needs some Clear Eyes™
Ben Stein says it gets the red out!
Uh oh... he's offended…
They're not that red!
Everyone that plays this game is screwed
Screwed, screwed, screwed, screwed
You're screwed, screwed, screwed, screwed
Even that dam face!
Careless dragon burns everything behind him
Then he finally flaps his wings
And puts the fire out!
Then he comes back down
And looks around for some people to
Scare the hell out of
Might as well
Then he tries to scare the statues!
Does it work?
Yes, one of them faints
World of Warcraft: Cataclysm