Tobuscus
Literal Titanfall Trailer
Everything is on fire
Only one to survive
Thinks his time is best
Spent putting rocks on his dead friend...
'Cause he can't do this alone
So he waits for respawn
But it's taking too long
Was he kicked off by mom?

Perhaps it's an ominous sign
Two full moons in the sky
We're all gonna die

Mama plane is joined by baby plane
Dragonflies jeopardized by fiery rain
Shot from spaceships sent to exterminate...
Accidentally blew up everything
Nighttime: Spaceships get their beauty sleep
Missle-Dodging Parkour's probably illegal
Run from the Blue Jet Pack Police
"STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!"
TITANFALL
Kneel to his tiny master
Stand (Miss)
It seems the (Miss) table have turned (Miss)
That pilot doesn't (Miss) deserve (Miss)
That (Miss) Titan should be returned (Miss)
That running guy (Miss) is changing (Miss) colors!
Round the corner
To a dead end wall...
TITANFALL
Kneel before your tiny master
When he slides under you then
Put him in your chest
Doors close to darkness

Titan turning to the right
"Wassup girl?"
Crashed the flight
Hope everyone is alright!
Jump out the plane to join the fight, then shoot at everything in sight
A Titan gets a welcome party
He gets gifts from everybody!
His friends all came, he's so excited!
"Who's this guy? He's not invited!"
It's me, Jennifer! OHMYGOH!"
Anti-Titan Missile, Antsy Titan Pilots
Turn right, zipline
Shoot a back
Turn a head around
Turn, shoot a round
Stab your gun for fun
Climb up a Titan
Shoot his weak spot
Run
Wall-Run. Jump!
As one more Titan is done
Cut to black for a beat
Pilot slowly rising
For the delivery of a half-dozen murderous robots
(Keep the receipt)

It's cloak-shield not God Mode!
You're screwed

When a Titan boots up
Its pilot sees:
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TITANFALL