Heya Bob, it's Tom.. from the office up the hall...

You look kinda bloody - where've you been?

Quick question Bob, you know how Zombies tend to feed on human brains?
Well, you got some on your chin

Bob I know your sex appeal has never been that grand -
But I can tell that things have worsened since the marching band
Cause I can see right through
That shotgun blast sized hole in you

All you wanna do is eat my brains
Which is understandable, I guess, they are a little oversized
All you wanna do is eat my brains
I'll probably starve in here, maybe we should compromise
I would open up the doors
If you would only eat half of my brains

I don't wanna lecture, Bob, but is this really your plan?
Spend your whole undeath eating out of skulls?
Every time you eat some brains you make another zombie friend
And you have to feed them all
Each would share the hunger, so the portions would decrease
I suggest you substitute my brains for some ground beef
They look about the same
Bob it'd be a shame if
All you wanna do is eat my brains
But it's understandable, I guess, they are a little oversized
All you wanna do is eat my brains
I'll probably starve in here, maybe we should compromise
I would open up the doors
If you would only eat part of my brains
I'd like to help you Bob, in almost any way I can...
As long as helping you does not prove to be deadly
We're only human, Bob. Well, not we, but me
Speak for myself...

I'm getting kinda choked up, Bob, maybe we should call a truce
And I know we both could use some chow
I bet I could look around and find a grill somewhere in all these stores
And I could cook us up some cow

It's hard to tell if you just made a grimace or a grin
Either way your smell alone is causing me chagrin
And filling me with dread
You haven't heard a word I've said, cause..

All you wanna do is eat my brains
It's understandable, I guess, they are a little oversized
All you wanna do is eat my brains
I'll probably starve in here, maybe we should compromise
I would open up the doors
If you would only eat none of my brains