[Verse 1]
I don't like cleaning but my momma makes me anyway
She said, "I'm sick of this crap, boy you gonna clean the house today."
She said, "I'ma go to the store and when I come home, it better be done."
I said, "No problem, ma, I'ma pick my shit up one by one."

When she walked out the door I started cleanin' like she said
The only problem is I am easily distracted
I started cleaning shit 'til something shiny caught my eye
It was a plastic square with dimensions of 3.5

[Chorus]
There's a floppy disk on thе floor
There's a floppy disk on the floor (Baw)

Thеre's a floppy disk on the floor
There's a floppy disk on the floor (Oww!)

There's a floppy disk on the floor
There's a floppy disk on the floor (Aow!)

There's a floppy disk on the floor
There's a floppy disk on the floor

[Verse 2]
Next thing I knew, door flew right open, she came in with groceries
Oh no, all I did was sing this song, maybe I have ADD
She pointed fervently at all the mess, her eyes ablaze
But then she froze right there when something shiny caught her gaze

I'm sure it wasn't hard to see how little I had done
But then she looked at me and then we sang in unison

[Chorus]
There's a floppy disk on the floor
There's a floppy disk on the floor (Baw)

There's a floppy disk on the floor
There's a floppy disk on the floor (Oww!)

There's a floppy disk on the floor
There's a floppy disk on the floor (Aow!)

There's a floppy disk on the floor
There's a floppy disk on the floor (Huah!)

[Pre-Chorus]
So it was we stood right there, just singing that repeatedly
The only explanation is that it was destiny
Or maybe black magic, but we all know that don't exist
I guess I'll sing the chorus one more time if you insist

[Chorus]
There's a floppy disk on the floor
There's a floppy disk on the floor (Baw)
There's a floppy disk on the floor
There's a floppy disk on the floor (Oww!)

There's a floppy disk on the floor
There's a floppy disk on the floor (Aow!)

There's a floppy disk on the floor
There's a floppy disk on the floor

There's a floppy disk on the floor
(Wa-naw!)