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Literal Wolfenstein: The New Order Trailer
Light
Out of focus nose and fade to darkness
Fade in all-cap white letters that spell Bethesda Softworks.
Eye've never heard of Machinegames.
Wake up from a nightmare
Flash back: black and white
Air plane opens the bomb bay doors
To change the outcome of the war
Cremated Nazi ashes used as weapons by the fascists
Oxygen becomes Nazigen
If Nazis introduced "Making it Rain"
Rap would never be the same
This is way more intense than a football game
Maybe there would be no war
If mommy would have hugged him more
Washington DC replaces the 'D' with Na-
See what I did there?
Three stealth bomber airplanes are clearly seen-
They don't work
Nazis love the Beatles 'cause they made the White Album
Colored photographs were not used widely
Till Nazi robots could rid the world of hipsters with hats and mustaches
As gas cans were thrown, Nazi gas masks went on
One small step for the Nazis, one giant leap for robot kind
Neo-Nazi Neil Armstrong sieg heils for way too long
His Nazi friend's sad that he missed the photo opp
One day it rained on a Nazi parade
So they went to invade the sky
Slap some sense into that guy
You can't..
Invade..
The sky
Montage to segue to footage of gameplay
Robot's trying to lose weight
It's tough when your diet includes
People, bullets, glass, and everything, really
Plasma blast
Robot turn, spin, faint, shoot
Take cover, shoot a diving cadaver
Stab his twin brother
Double gun, explosion, Aryan load a gun
There's someone at the door
It's your robot-laser shooting neighbor
Wolfenstein - Make the background red