[Verse 1]
These microphones hear tons of sounds
And they can figure all of them out
Nine or ten plastic microphones

[Non-Lyrical Refrain]

[Verse 2]
But there's one thing I never use called a compressor
When I first found it I couldn't figure it out
Now I understand
Here's what they do
I think that I know
They keep their eye on you

[Outro]
[?] dreams come true
Tell Daddy how to change a diaper correctly
I'm looking forward to buying a microphone for you