NOW I'M GETTING OLD
AND IT IS GETTING COLD
I WANNA GET FUCKED UP TODAY
AND STAY THAT WAY
AND NOTHING TO CHANGE

BUT I'M LOSING HEAT
I WANNA BE LIKE JAN & DEAN
AND BE WASTED ALL DAY LONG
LIKE THEIR 'MULHOLLAND' SONG
IT JUST CAN'T BE BEAT

I JUST WANNA BE DUMB
I WANNA HAVE NO BRAIN
I WANNA DO THE SAME AS YOU
AS YOU DO

I DON'T WANNA BE SHY
I WANNA BE THAT GUY
I WANNA DO THE SAME AS YOU
AS YOU DO

I WISH THE SUN WAS OUT
BUT IT'S RAINING OUT
I'LL HOLD UP ALL WEEK, THIS IS REALLY ME
BUT I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE
AND IT AIN'T JUST THE TOWN
IT'S THE PEOPLE IT KEEPS ROUND
THEY WALK ROUND WITH A BIG MOUTH
I CAN HEAR THE SOUND
I WANNA QUIT MISSING OUT

I JUST WANNA BE DUMB
I WANNA HAVE NO BRAIN
I WANNA DO THE SAME AS YOU
AS YOU DO

I DON'T WANNA BE SHY
I WANNA BE THAT GUY
I WANNA DO THE SAME AS YOU
AS YOU DO

CUZ I'M GETTING OLD
AND IT IS GETTING COLD
I WANNA DO THE SAME AS YOU
AS YOU DO

CUZ I JUST WANNA BE DUMB
I WANNA HAVE NO BRAIN
I WANNA DO THE SAME AS YOU
AS YOU DO