P.H.F.
I Hate The Mall, I Hate Them All
"Alright. You know how upset I was yesterday I couldn't make my video? I'll tell you what I was upset about. I was expelled from school! That's not the worst part. I'm being homeschooled now, by my parents, and I hav- I have to meet with a homeschooling group for troubled teens twice a week. No! Oh this is the worst- so you may ask how was I expelled from school? Well, let me tell you. It's all because people- 'cause th- the school I go to is run by baboons. They're idiots. So, our teacher was teaching us some garbage about the Civil War. I didn't buy into it, so I decidеd to throw the book at my teacher, litеrally, I went "Aaugh!", like "Uugh!" right? I decided to throw the book. It was like "That's it teacher, you are stupid!" she's like "Thomas, that is an act of violence. Go to the principal's office." NO! This is my third strike! I was like "Hey. Don't be such an idiot!" that's what I said to her to try and calm her down like "Don't be such an idiot you'll just be an idiot if you do it, don't do it" I was trying to convince her I was like "You're an idiot a baboon" and she didn't buy into my convincing reasons. She just sent me, and they made me call my parents, and they decide- the- ah- they expelled me! Now I have to go to a group for troubled teens, I can't go anywhere, I have to pretty much stay in my room except twice a week. And now my parents say I need to help around the house more. What a bunch of baboons. Idiots. They're all a bunch of baboons, I don't want to help around the house. Idiots. It doesn't matter, when I- when they ask me to help, I'm just gonna mess UP the house! I have to meet with troubled teens. They say I have to see the psychologist more? What a bunch of idiots! Agh I hate them so much."