Tiny Tim
CHLOROFORM YOUR GUTS
Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me
Oooooohhhhh, (AAAAHHHHHHHH!)
Tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me
Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree

Spoiler alert: you're black!
What? Nooooo!

And tiptoe through the tulips with me
Knee deep in flowers wе'll stray
We'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in thе garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Oh, I'm a fruity man, yes I like sucking balls
Oh, I'm a peonis piping boot fricking fruit man
I'm a fruity man, cause I like sing "nuts-oh!"
I'm a fruity, booty, nutsack fricking fruity man