Gary Owens spoken portion

Never hit your grandma with a shovel
It makes a bad impression on her mind

Tiny Tim happens to records
Reprise Records
Open your ears and let Tiny Tim shine on in

Ever since you told me you love me
I'm a nut
I'm a nut
Ever since you said those words, sweetheart
I'm a bug
I'm a bug

Can't sleep nights, can't even eat
Something's wrong with both my feet
I bump into people on the street
Like a fool
Like a fool
Like an awful fool

Ever since you said you'd like to kiss me
I'm a nut
I'm a nut
The world is wide with many things within
But fеw so rare as he
God bless Tiny Tim

(Tiny Tim laughing)
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